T-Shirt Countdown

T-Shirt Countdown is a site with a list of the top one hundred most popular T-Shirts on the Internet. They range from work, political, and electronics to "offensive" T-Shirts.

Products:

• It says it all. Just visit this site and choose the T-Shirt designs you'd love.

Conclusion:

If you also love statement shirts, they have them too. I'm sure you gonna have a lot of T-Shirt options.

visit: www.t-shirtcountdown.com

Funeral Depot

It's just like a Home Depot, only if you're dead! The site does not only "guarantees free next-day casket delivery", but they also "eliminate the anxiety of the traditional funeral purchasing experience" by providing "the opportunity to save time, money, and most of all have freedom of choice, all from the comfort of their own home."

Products:

• Caskets, cremation urns, vaults, and custom markers for the gravesite
• Upright monument markers

Conclusion:

At last, we can plan the funeral of a loved one in total solitude and isolation. Rather than comforting you in your time of need, Funeral Depot gets right to the important part: death at a reasonable price.

visit: www.funeraldepot.com

Torture Museum

If you're decided to visit this site, you gonna make sure you're tough. This site is barbaric, sick, painful, but cool. It covers "European Instruments of Torture and Capital Punishment," from the Middle Ages to today. This site also discuss how torture devices are inhumane, and sickening.

Products:

• Books which give lessons about these instruments

Conclusion:

So, if you guys are looking to learn more about older, less effective instruments of torture, however, the Torture Museum is an interesting, yet painful learning experience.

visit: www.torturemuseum.com

I Want One of Those

It's more on the wants, not the needs. As the motto of the site says, "Stuff you don't need... but your really, really want." This site has almost everything you don't need but you would want. And they're really expensive.

Products:
Some of the products are:

• Inflatable suit to make you look like a two-ton Japanese wrestler
• Personal hovercraft
• Humping Dog
• Whirpool Cofee Cup
• Exploding Golf Balls --and more.

Conclusion:

Well, if you wanted their products, you gotta be sure you have a lot of money in your wallet.

visit: www.iwantoneofthose.com

Ready Teddy Death

Teddy bears are so cute, cuddly and gentle. Everyone loves to hug them and be with them, but not this site. Ready Teddy Death invites you to watch in horror as pathetic, sentimental, and utterly defenseless bags of fluff are shot, burned, beheaded, electrocuted, drowned, roasted, torn apart by machines, and more. Poor teddys.

Products:

• DVDs 
• RTD T-shirts
• mugs

Conclusion:

I think these guys have psychological issues and they need help. Do you think you too must be one of them?

visit: www.readyteddydeath.com

Duct Tape Fashion

This site sells a lot of accessories made of ... duct tape. They do not look durable, but still the price is just too high.

Products:

• Wallets
• Card Holders
• Hats
• Belts
• Folders
• Visors

Conclusion:

Do you consider buying them? Ok, just don't use them too often because you might be disappointed on their durability. Hmm, that's just my opinion.

visit: www.ducttapefashion.com

Alien Technology

A lot of alien stuffs you'll learn on this site. Check out their games and you'll probably get hooked to it. Having these aliens approaching our planet earth, it's your chance to destroy their UFOs with your powerful missiles! Yeeha!

Products:

"It is useless to resist our products.", the site's tagline says. They have items which allows you to know more about these creepy invaders. Also, know what the UFO really is. They also have:

• T-shirts
• mugs
• gift items and many more

Conclusion:

Hmm., after having their products, just hope that you would never see a little green guy with silky skin walking on the streets with you.

visit: www.alien-technology.com

I Love Peanut Butter

The name says it. This place is all about selling high quality peanut butter. The online outlet of Peanut Butter & Co., and they've been on the field since 1998. 

Products:

• Peanut Butter Spreader 
• Peanut Butter toys and books
• Peanut Butter Jelly Board Game
• And of course, the Peanut Butter itself

Conclusion:

Everybody loves peanut butter, yeah? Don't miss it. Buy some and gain a pound or two!

visit: www.ilovepeanutbutter.com

Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers

Do you believe that a lot of people look like the country-music superstar Kenny Rogers? If you don't, your principles might be changed after seeing this site.Have a look on their photo gallery to see how many of them look like him. I hope you could count them.

Products:

·         The official Kenny T-shirt which is only available in large and extra-large sizes only. LOL.

Conclusion:

Maybe they just have to admit it. They do look like Kenny Rogers, but do they have the musical talent?

visit: www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

Yoga Kitty

Yoga is not just for us ( humans ) anymore. Now enjoy achieving ecstasy of physical, mental, and spiritual health to the fullest together with your cat! Yes, with your cat. You don’t believe me? Click on that link down there.

Products:

You can buy:

·         Yoga Kitty T-shirts

·         Full-length Yoga Kitty videos featuring “three bonus added translation episodes.”

Conclusion:

Before you decide of buying these, take a deep breath and say, “Do I need this? Do I need this?”

visit: www.yogakitty.com

I See Pet

I See Pet lets you literally see your pets anytime, anywhere. You just have to install a web-cam-like device and speaker in your house, and there you go, you can talk to your pet on the internet. It also comes on a remote control feeding system, so you won’t miss feeding your much loved pets.

Products:

·         I See Pet installer

Conclusion:

This thing is high tech and convenient. If you wanna check your pets from time to time, you should totally see I See Pet.com.

visit: www.iseepet.com

Car Living

One can consider living in cars. Yeah, “staying in a vehicle for one night or… longer” is what this site openly says. This will add to the list of your perfect vacation hobbies. They will gladly help you answer questions regarding living in cars through their Car Living books.

Products:

Books such as:

·         Car Living Your Way: Stories and Practical Tips From Those Who Have Been Down the Road by A.J. Heim

The book consists of different chapters entitled:

Ø  Car Living Defined

Ø  Reasons for Car Living

Ø  Mental Preparation

Ø  Car Living and Feng Shui

Conclusion:

I can’t really see myself living in a car. I mean how can you cook delicious food? How do you take a bath? These are just some of the questions that I guess Car Living Book could answer.

visit: www.carliving.com

Corpses for Sale

Have you ever dream of owning a corpse? Now’s your chance! “Each corpse is hand crafted and is very durable in construction. Total attention to detail is seen in certain features such as nostril cavities and fingernails that are embedded into the decaying skin.” Oh my, that’s disgusting.

Products:

·         Vampire Killing Stake

·         Glass Eyes

·         Decayed Arm

·         Rotten Fetus in a Petris Dish

·         And of course, the corpses themselves

Conclusion:

Are you willing to buy their crops? If so, I guess you should prepare yourself for nightmares. Gee.

visit: www.distefano.com

Just Toilet Paper

They sell toilet papers. But not just ordinary toilet papers. They sell designed toilet papers.

Products:

Printed toilet papers. Those with:

·         Hearts

·         Kisses

·         Shamrocks

·         Flowers

·         Balloons

·         Angels

And many more.

Conclusion:

I wonder why they spend times printing toilet papers with fancy designs knowing where they all end up. Let’s just say, it’s a bathroom pleasure.

visit: www.justtoiletpaper.com

Sea Monkeys

What’s with the name? Some says that Sea Monkeys are the “world’s only instant pets.” All you have to do is just mix couple of ingredients, and tada! You’ve already got tiny, little, pets on your tank.

Products:

Let us just say that you begin with their Sea Monkey Starter Kit which is all you need to start your colony. This kit contains:

·         Water Purifier

·         Growth Food

·         Calibrated Feeding Spoon

·         Instant Live Eggs

When these ingredients are combined, you’ll instantly have live baby sea monkeys.

Conclusion:

Well, if you want some kind of weird pets, just visit their page. 

visit: www.sea-monkeys.com

The Beer Store

The site freely states, “It would be difficult to find a larger selection of beer anywhere in the world than at The Beer Store.” They said it. This is the site for beer lovers. There are over three hundred brands of beers to choose from.

Products:

Of course the main product, BEER. They also have T-shirts, hats, and jerseys featuring different brands of beer, like Budweiser, Coors Light, Labatt Blue, and many more.

Conclusion:

I said it. This site, it’s for beer lovers.

visit: www.thebeerstore.ca

Spy World

You know James Bond, right? Well, after browsing this page, you would probably think that this is the site where he shops! With their equipments and tools, Spy World does help you protect your privacy, assets, and your personal safety.

Products:

·         Cellular Voice Encryption for a price of $2,200

·         Soviet Spy Monocular

And other spying tools.

Conclusion:

Do you consider them cool stuffs? Only political figures or VIPs should consider buying these, I guess. Or even those paranoid who think others are out to kill them.

visit: www.spyworld.com

Hidden Doors

Remember those movies you’ve watched where scary castles and mansions have these mass secret passages and hidden doors? This company can help you have your own, your very own secret passage! This company  ( The Hidden Door Company ) can make your bookcases  a cool secret passage to a discreet hidden room.

Products:

These doors are available on different sizes. And when you have them on your library, the door looks just like a bookshelf. It will take about eight weeks for a standard door to be manufactured. And it will just cost you ONLY $1,845. Nice price, eh?

Conclusion:

I am thinking of who would actually have the thought of availing these doors. Well, if you’re a paranoid millionaire, I suggest you to have them.

visit: www.hiddendoors.com

I Am an Idiot

It’s in the name. The creator of this site says, “Everyone is an idiot at something. A brain surgeon can be an idiot in front of a computer and a rocket scientist can be an idiot at boiling water. We can all laugh at each other and enjoy life a little more.”

Products:

This site sells:

·         I Am an Idiot bumper stickers, with the domain name and an idiot cartoon face

Conclusion:

When you have them, you can now have the chance to tell the world who is an idiot. You can put them on your locker, backpack, chair, or anywhere you think it fits. You could also place them on your ‘friends’ locker. Let us just see what face they’ll have after finding it out.

visit: www.iamanidiot.com

Inflatable Church

Let us all visit the holy place of God… in inflatable form! Presenting, the world’s only Inflatable Church! Build it wherever you wish to. Have your wedding anywhere. You may pay, but it’s worth it.

Products:

This unique church is forty-seven feet long by twenty-five feet wide and forty-seven feet high. It is complete with plastic ‘stained glass’ windows. When you go inside, you can also spot inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles, and a gold plastic cross.

Conclusion:

Do not think of the guests as bouncing instead of watching your wedding. The church has a hard floor.

visit: www.inflatablechurch.com

Casket Furniture

When you buy their novelty products, it would never be wasted. Why? Because you could always use them… dead or alive!

Products:

A lot of casket furnitures include:

·         Regular caskets

·         Regular furniture

·         Casket Novelties

·         The Dali Portrait Casket Mirror

·         The Jefferson Casket Cigar Box

Conclusion:

These furnitures may be unusual, but these are meant to be unique alternatives that can help reduce funeral costs. I assure you, they’re economic.

visit: www.casketfurniture.com

Pet Obsessed

If you are a pet lover, this is where you could immortalize your pet through digitally altered classic paintings. Famous works of van Gogh, Rembrandt, and Da Vinci can be altered to replace known figures with your puppy, birdy, kitty, lizard or any other pet.

Product:

Having your favorite pets put on a masterpiece is just two to three clicks away. With these paintings composed digitally, it would possible, but again, since it is composed digitally you would have to pay for a cut-and-paste process.

Conclusion:

What are you waiting for? Give your pets some incentives for being good and cute J.

visit: www.petobsessed.com

Puppet Terrors

Have you ever watched horror movies with creepy freak clown characters? Puppet Terrors supports them. And they actually have their own independent freak show of homicidal clowns and monsters. Bunky the Clown ( a clown with green hair and a sharp knife ), and Death Row Joe ( a Frankenstein-like monster ) are some of their characters.

Products:

Products include:

·         Puppets, stickers, and comic books featuring the Puppet Terrors crew

·         The comic book, Puppet Terrors which is all about Bunky the Clown and Death Row Joe

Conclusion:

If you want some terrifying experience with these psychotic characters, and if you are ready to have some sleepless nights… you are allowed to visit and buy their stuffs.

visit: www.puppetterrors.com

No Pants Day

No Pants Day. As what the term suggests, it is the day that you are to wear no pants. The first day of May is No Pants Day, the day where you go to business, to bars and restaurants with NO PANTS. This site actually give you a lot of ideas on making this day special. Bars and restaurants are encouraged to give discounts to those who would be confident to walk on streets with their pants at home.

Products:

Available products are:

·         NPD T-shirts which come in two varieties

Ø  One that shows a triumphant figure in boxers waving a flag made of pants

Ø  One that has a “No Pants” sign

·         NPD boxers that you could actually wear on No Pants Day

Conclusion:

For those who wanted to liberate themselves, go ahead and make it possible on the first Friday of May.

visit: www.nopantsday.com

I Work With Fools

I Work With Fools is a site where you can read stories of anonymous writers, that tackles about the foolish coworkers and bosses that we all meet daily. IWWF’s job is to make stressed workers laugh.

Products:

·         IWWF T-shirts, mousepads, hats, and stickers

·         Also, mugs and lunchbox with the words, “I Work With Fools.”

Conclusion:

Try bringing this stuffs at your workplace and let’s see if it doesn’t get you fired.

visit: www.iworkwithfools.com

Spiky Bras

“You will have him doing household chores with a smile on his face.”, according to the promotion at women with husbands/boyfriends. Yes ladies, they’re bras, and they’re spiky.

Products:

·         Spiky stuff

·         Non-spiky bras

·         Spiky bras themselves

The best item they say is the Blowfish Bra which is made of two fish heads covering each breasts.

Conclusion:

Buy them and feel the difference. And if you would have the Blowfish Bra, I can assure you that your husband/boyfriend would say, “fishing is fun again.”

visit: www.spikybras.com

The Popcorn Fork

Are you tired of messing up your fingers when eating popcorn? This site has the solution for your problem.

Products:

·         A chopsticks-like device that helps you eat popcorn without using your fingers.

·         Salt shaker

Conclusion:

No more messy fingers. Goodbye paper napkins. Hooray! But be ready, for your friends might just put you down and say, “Oh my god, you’re using a fork on eating popcorn?” Oh, that sucks.

visit: www.popcornfork.com

Tarantulas

Creepy crawlers lover? Tarantula.com is the best link for you. “Our goal at Tarantulas.com is to become the no. 1 resource on the internet for those interested in invertebrates.”, the site says.

Products:

Order different kinds of tarantulas such as:

·         The Brazilian Black tarantula

·         The Goliath birdeater

·         The King Baboon

·         Also available, tarantula food like that of the crickets

Conclusion:

This is the best site for mom’s nice present. Or not, still the best site for those who want to freak their friends out.

visit: www.tarantulas.com

Almost Elvis

Almost Elvis is a refuge for those whose passion is to impersonate Elvis. And it is also a home of documentary Almost Elvis, a film which is all about the “best Elvis impersonators on the planet competing to be the ‘World Champion Elvis Impersontor!’” Gee.

Products:

The gift shop contains:

·         Almost Elvis movie posters

·         Elvis-style sunglasses

·         Playing cards

·         Postcards

And a lot more.

Conclusion:

Are you an avid Elvis fan too? Don’t miss it. Be one of the Almost Elvis members.

visit: www.elvisimpersonators.com

Bill Gates Is Dead

OMG! Bill Gates is dead?.. Well folks, the answer is no. But if you ask them, they seem to think so. This page contains fake stories of Bill Gates being killed by a sniper. If you don’t believe me, go and see for yourself.

Products:

·         Mouse pads with a penguin holding an Uzi saying “I know who killed Bill Gates.”

·         T-shirts, mugs, and books which includes that of Gary Rivlin’s The Plot to Get Bill Gates which contains the outlook of powerful people who openly hated Bill Gates.

Conclusion:

Bill Gates is still alive. Yes alive. But if you are an anti-BG, this site suits you. 

visit: www.billgatesisdead.com

Frog Fantasies

Indulge yourself in your fantasies… about frogs. LOL. They don’t actually have any live frogs, but their museum does contain the efforts of over sixty years of frog collecting. These frogs are different from the other frogs because you can see expressions in their eyes. You would never thought that frogs were so deep.

Products:

Some of these frog products are:

·         Porcelain frogs

·         Frogs of majolica, jade, wood, and cork, carved of coconut, and even cedar roots

·         Christmas frog with candy cane

·         Frog candleholder

·         Beaded frog purse

Conclusion:

They are actually “fake frogs” but at least, for those who loves keroppi, these will definitely give you a real frog fantasy.

visit: www.frogfantasies.com

Moocow.com

Yeah.. You’re right. This site is all about.. Cows! Moocow.com offers you a vast variety of products featuring our basic-source-of-milk buddies. You can also go to other cow websites and learn about the different parts of your  favorite four-legged animal. Mooooh!

Products:

·         Cow paintings and drawings

·         Moocow T-shirsts, baseball jerseys, and even boxer shorts.

·         Also available, the rust-resistant cow mailbox.

Conclusion:

Whether you’re a cow lover, a milk-lover, or a cheese fanatic, Moocow is the place for you to look at. 

visit: www.moocow.com

Michael Jackson Artwork

Obviously, this site is dedicated to our pop music icon, Michael Jackson. This page has a lot of paintings which are so disturbing. And for the creator of this page, he must be an avid fan.

Products:

Paintings ranging $10. Paintings like:

·         Michael Jackson having his arms around a yound blond boy

·         Michael Jackson being afforded a “divine reception” from Jesus with Michael in a loincloth

·         Also, you can get Wacko Jacko wallpapers.

Conclusion:

If you wish to buy them, go ahead but be ready to stare at MJ’s eyes when he’s on that loincloth.

 visit: www.helenakadlcikova.com/michael_jackson.htm

Samadhi Cushions

This online store is known to be “the internet’s premier source for quality meditation cushions and supplies.” While meditating, give yourself a relaxing feeling using their products. Aside from the cushions and benches, gongs, incense, and books on transcendental subjects are also available.

Products:

·         Half-Moon Zafu cushions

·         Gongs and bells

Conclusion:

If you guys want to feel at ease while meditating, Samadhi Cushions’s site is an option for you.

visit: www.samadhicushions.com

Ahh Products

Ahhhh… as what the sound implies, this site is known for their beanbag chairs which are said to be super comfortable. And if you check their client list, you will spot the Smithsonian Institute and the Jim Henson Co., also, celebrities like John Travolta, Pink, Metallica, and even Jessica Alba. Well, I bet these would be enough proof to say that Ahh Products knows what comfort is.

Products:

Numerous categories of beanbags are available.

·         Featured Spots

Ø  Cream-colored Uptown design

Ø  Autumn Leaves

·         City Panache

Ø  Shapely geometric design

Ø  Marvelously modern Martini design

·         Exotic Flair

Ø  Cow spot design

Ø  Moroccan design

Ø  Persian design

The average price is $100.

Conclusion:

Other beanbags are expensive and known to be not very durable, but based on the statements of various Ahh Products customers, it’s clear that your money may be well spent on this products.

visit: www.ahhprods.com

Sofa Garden

If you’re having the fond of decorating and cultivating your home, Sofa Garden has tons of “exceptional” pillows for your couch, bed, or chair which are formed like food, wine bottles, seashells, etc.

Products:

Pillows which are shaped like:

·         Pancake pillows

·         Fried-egg pillows

·         Merlot-Wine-Bottle-Shaped pillow

·         Chardonnay-Wine-Bottle-Shaped pillow

Conclusion:

Pillows offered on this site can actually beautify your home by adding a taste to your furniture. Whether you’re looking for a banana for your couch or an apple for your bed, Sofa Garden is the best site to visit.

visit: www.sofagarden.com

Ghost Study.com

This site provides you stuffs  which will make you a real-life “Ghostbuster!” . Yeah, you know that line, (who ya gonna call?). GhostStudy.com contains STORIES, DESCRIPTIONS, and a lot of pictures (edited or not) of ghosts. Also, they have this “ghost cams” which are located at areas which are believed to be spiritually active and a lot of people actually stare at it for hours hoping to sneak a look at ghosts.

Products:

A multiplicity of Ghostbuster gears are offered including:

·         Thermal-imaging equipment designed to see abnormal heat signatures.

·         A “room guardian” to notify you if ghosts are on the same room.

·         The well-known “grand daddy of all ghost meters”, the Ghost Detector.

Conclusion:

So all of you who are Ghostbusters wannabe, this site is definitely the best site for you.

visit: www.ghoststudy.com